僵尸先生ⅲ灵幻先生:请求英语高手来帮我翻译一下这段文字

各版Phantom之花絮从一个网站上看来的，挺有意思

首先是寇叔：Colm Wilkinson had a bit of trouble on the Angel sculpture once. It got caught up somehow while it was rising after the All I Ask Of You Reprise, and tilted forward at a dangerous angle. It was all Colm could do to keep from falling out. As an added bonus, Colm's wife happened to be in the audience that night, and when that occured, she jumped up and starting pointing and screaming for someone to help her husband. On another occasion ... Colm (we think) and an undisclosed Christine apparently took part in what some phans dub "Grab Night". Need I say Point of No Return? I didn't think so. Anyhow. Rumor has it Colm got a little feisty while Christine was on the bench and, erm, grabbed a handful. Later, when it was Colm's turn on the bench, Christine retaliated by grabbing a chunk of his posterior end. Apparently Colm was so surprised and shocked he fell right off the bench.

简写就是：跳楼和对瓯

接下来是MC：Michael Crawford's cloak caught on fire during the title song. The boat had failed to operate, so he and Christine (Sarah Brightman) had to walk across the stage. He happened to be standing over a candle trapdoor when it opened ... He also suffered from a hernia as a result of performing Phantom. He left the hospital (against doctor's orders) only two weeks after an operation so he could perform while an understudy was prepared for him (This is a rather long story). Among other things, he was so heavily drugged to ward off the pain that, while waiting up in the Angel sculpture, he fell alseep and missed his cue. He left the stage after the performance coughing up blood.

简写就是：着火和咳血（敬业啊）

现在是Peter Karrie（ms他在伦敦接替寇叔演了一阵V叔）：Peter Karrie is no stranger to goofs, injuries, and the like. He likes to lean forward on the Angel sculpture during the "All I Ask Of You (Reprise)" for an added effect. Once, he somehow messed up his knee doing so and was in agony for the rest of the performance. Another time, he somehow managed to fall down an actual trapdoor in the stage and was missing for quite a while. Another time, he also sang "Hate to cut the prisoner short" instead of "Hate to cut the fun short." There was also another slip-up that had to do with "an invasion of warring ducks." He was presented with a plaque and recording of his goof the next day. Finally, in between shows on a double performance day he sits in his dressing room and relaxes. Keep in mind that he still has on his face makeup, but he is so used to wearing it that he forgets that he's wearing it. One day he decided to stick his head out the window for some fresh air. People in the street saw him, screamed, and scattered. He apparently has also ripped his trousers during the Angel scene (and swore to never again wear white underclothes) and had some trouble with a trapdoor.