1.8排量汽车购置税:谁有初一可以看懂的英语笑话？？？

jokes 笑话
这个笑话挺好笑的.生字应该不多.你自己要学查字典的.

Illinois是美国东部一个州.冬天很冷.Florida在美国南部,一年气候都比较热.

A BIG E-mail Mistake

An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Your Loving Husband.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

Why is Ten scared? Because Seven ate Nine. (seven eight nine ten...)

One day, an English learner met a foreigner. The english learner walked in a careless way so that he hit the foreigner.
The English learner: "I'm sorry."
The foreigner: "I'm sorry,too."
The English learner: "I'm sorry three.
The foreigner: "What are you sorry for?"
The English learner: "I'm sorry five."

George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three(3+3=6) were six and then she said that two and four(2+4=6) were six too....."

英语笑话就是:English Joke

one day Xiaoming pushed a moving toilet into a river. then that night, he told his father about that. then his father hit him.Xiaoming is very angry and said:When Washington cut the tree his father didn\'t hit him! Why you hit me? his father said:because when Washington cut down the tree, his father wasn\'t on the tree!!!