蓝色百合花图片:英语笑话

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Hitler and Einstein sat in a restaurant.
A people asked Hitler:"What are you thinking?"
"I am planning the World War III"
"Oh,my god!What are you going to do?"
"I want to kill 14 million Jews and a car repairman."
"A car repairman?"the people surprised.
"See,nobody pay attention to the 14 million Jews,isn't it?"

The river is very rich, because it has two banks.

What kind of dog in the world doesn't bark?
Hot dog.