蓝色百合花图片:英语笑话
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Hitler and Einstein sat in a restaurant.
A people asked Hitler:"What are you thinking?"
"I am planning the World War III"
"Oh,my god!What are you going to do?"
"I want to kill 14 million Jews and a car repairman."
"A car repairman?"the people surprised.
"See,nobody pay attention to the 14 million Jews,isn't it?"
The river is very rich, because it has two banks.
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What kind of dog in the world doesn't bark?
Hot dog.