舰c瑞鹤公式:请大家帮忙把这段话翻译成英文好吗？

不知道。但显然不是上面那位同学翻的那样啊。
用软件直接翻的吧。嘿嘿~~~

In former two days, I have eaten two pieces of your cheese, after eating , my belly is always not comfortable, I know that is since I make the cause of a guilty conscience of at heart uneasy matter. I always hope very much that God can give me a opportunity, let me stand one day in you in front of, as you say 3 words,: " I am sorry ". If you do not excuse me, I can eternal worry, if afterwards you when sky flies to fly go , can see a lonely fox in forest grieved go to go go , I believe you is at heart certain and also unwell. We do not blame for two pieces of cheese knot under the hatred of generation, I day and night when wait you say for me that" forgive " two words. I do not know when I the remaining years of life I have good luck to hear this two words. Crow says: " it is some "! ?Qiao ? excuse me " poisonous " and " intelligent turn over quilt intelligent mistake " how to translate.
Thanks for everybody!

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