泡菜坛子放在哪里较好:帮忙把这段话翻译成英文`谢谢~！

(居然都是用快译的)
(您的姓名是否有自己的假名,所以我没有翻译,你自己填充上.)
以下是我自己翻译的:
Dear Aliens,
I am ....from Zhongdong, not interested in the ordinary human beings. Therefore, if there's any alien, please contact me to make the planet more diversity.
.....
(...是您的姓名)

可以用金山快译啊

I am graduate from the east center cool palace spring day, to common human not any interest, if will have the alien, the future person, the different world person inside this, 超能力 in the speech, please will look for me
In order to let the cool palace spring day group which the world all lives it up

超能力：super power

居然都是用快译的)
(您的姓名是否有自己的假名,所以我没有翻译,你自己填充上.)
以下是我自己翻译的:
Dear Aliens,
I am ....from Zhongdong, not interested in the ordinary human beings. Therefore, if there's any alien, please contact me to make the planet more diversity.
.....
(...是您的姓名)
回答者：suzhouvvvvvvv - 魔法师 五级 5-8 14:54

您的回答几乎完全错误，因为您理解错意思了，这段话出自《凉宫春日的忧郁》第2话~~您看了就知道您的理解是完全错误的了~

I am HARUHI SUZUMIYA, and graduated from East Middle School. I'm not interested in normal persons. If you are Alien,Time Traveler or another world person, please come to me.

to make the world jollificated -- HARUHI SUZUMIYA Group