2017中印综合国力对比:我也问两个吧!翻译问题

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1,假如你和女友在校园的树下约会,小鸟拉到头上怎么办?
2,假如女友边走边和你说话,头”咣“的一声撞在树上怎么办?

呵呵,不用答,翻译就可以了,不要笑啊!这是我第一次提问

1, Suppose that you are mating with your girlfriend under a tree in your campus, just then a little bird shitted on your head. What would you do?
2, Suppose your girlfriend is walking while talking with you, just then her head is knocked on the tree with a sound of "Bang!", then what would you do?

Suppose you have a date with your girl friend now.When a little bird perches on your head,what will you do?
Suppose your girl friend are talking with you breast by breast.suddenly, she bangs into a tree,what will you do?

我晕,。。。真的很男回答哦

这两中情况都在你身上发生过吧?

Suppose that you are dating with your gf when a little bird popoes into your head.What would you do?
Suppose your gf being with you,walking and talking,what would you do if she runs into a tree