女主是魔男主是仙虐文:初二学生听得懂的英语笑话

a pravite comverciom
last week i went to the cineme .i have a good seat and the film very interesting too.but i did not enjoy .a man and a woman were sitting behind me .they were talking loudly .i could not hear the acter word .i got very angrily ,i turned round .but they did not pay any attantion .in the end .i could not bear it i turn around and said :"i could not hear a word " .:"it is non of you business " the man said rudly

Excuse me.Let me get on.

It's too crowded.

But I must get on!

Who do you think you are?

I'm the driver!

翻译:打扰一下.让我上车.
已经很拥挤了.
但是我必须上去.
你认为你是谁啊?
我是司机!

Time Is Money
As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,I asked the driver,"Do you agree that 'Time is money'?" "Well,it's a very common saying.Who will care so much about that?"the driver answered . "Look,the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped,"I pointed at the meter. "Oh.yes.You've got a point here,In this case,time is money for both of us,"added the driver.

Marriage Arranged by an Unborn Baby
The other day a Chinese told me that to go with the traditional custom,one's marriage has to be decided by his or her parents and that accordingly,her mother's marriage was arranged by her grandparents,but her sister has broken the tradition. "How?"I asked. "Her marriage was arranged by her unborn baby." "What do you mean?"I was puzzled. "She had to get married because of her premarital pregnancy,"She explained in embarrassment.

The Korean War Is Over
My husband's brother-in-law,Joseph,an American real estate agent,came to China for a short visit to our city.To show hospitality at the welcoming dinner party,Mr.Sun,the host,entertained Joseph with Chinese wine,saying,"According to our custom,a brother-in-law coming to his wife's native country for the first time must drink three cups of wine."Joseph declined the offer by saying,"Thank you,but I can't drink even one drop." "Then our dinner won't be over without your drinking at least one cup,"insisted Mr. Sun. To this,Joseph responded,"The Korean War is over,Don't attack the Americans any more."