雷诺新纬度2.0:求两篇英语的译文...

Covering the Ears to Steal the Bell
A man saw that a bell was hanging in front of the gate of another man's. He wanted to steal it, but he was worried about being found. Then he got an idea.He thought that he can cover his ears to steal it and others could not hear the sound of the bell.Later,he did it .At last,he was caught of course.
This story tells us that don't cheat yourself.

Making His Mark （刻舟求剑）

A man from the state of Chu was crossing a river. In the boat, his sword fell into the water. Immediately he made a mark on the boat.
"This is where my sword fell off," he said.
When the boat stopped moving, he went into the water to look for his sword at the place where he had marked the boat.
The boat had moved but the sword had not. Is this not a very foolish way to look for a sword?

Ostrich Logic （掩耳盗铃）
At the time when Fan, a nobleman of the state of Jin, became a fugitive, a commoner found a bell and wanted to carry it off on his back. But the bell was too big for him. When he tried to knock it into pieces with a hammer there was a loud clanging sound. He was afraid that someone will hear the noise and take the bell from him, so he immediately stopped his own ears.
To worry about other people hearing the noise is understandable, but to worry about himself hearing the noise (as if stopping his own ears would prevent other people from hearing) is absurd.

(掩耳盗铃 有两个版本,第一个和最后一个都是,你看着选吧)

你也太过分了。这么高难度的问题，你一个悬赏分都不给。