杭州交通信息网不赞成女性去山区支教:英语故事演讲稿
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适合高三学生的。
最好是幽默风趣一点的。
摆脱了。
谢谢！
最好是幽默风趣一点的。
摆脱了。
谢谢！
You should've known it
"I never would have married you if I knew how stupid you
were!" shouted the woman to her husband!
The husband replied, "You should've known how stupid I was
the minute I asked you to marry me!"
你早该知道
“如果早知道你有这么蠢我决不会嫁给你！”一个女人对她的丈夫喊道。
“早在我向你求婚的时候你就应该知道了。”丈夫回答道。
Who is Stupid?
A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're
stupid, stand up!"
Little Johnny then stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid,Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by
yourself!"
谁蠢
一个老师在对学生们讲心理学，“谁认为自己蠢就站起来？”她一开始就
说。
小约翰尼站了起来。
“你认为你很蠢吗，小约翰尼？”老师问。
“不是的，老师，我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着。”