全国有多少个县市:征英语故事一则

世界上最伟大的击剑手

在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中，排名第三的击剑手上场了。一只苍蝇放了出来，剑划了一个弧，他将苍蝇劈成了两半。观众欢呼起来。紧接着排名第二的人将一只苍蝇切成了四半。现场一阵沉默，人们期盼着世界上最伟大的击剑手出场。

他的剑锋以一个巨大的弧线划了下来－－然而那只昆虫还在继续飞行!观众被惊呆了。最伟大的击剑手完全错过了他的目标，然而他还在微笑着。

“你为什么这么高兴？”有人嚷道，“你没击中!”

“啊，”剑手答道，“你刚才没有很仔细地看。苍蝇还活着，是的－－但他永远也做不成爸爸了。”

The World's Greatest Swordsman

At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.

His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.

"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!"

"Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."

我推荐一则英文小故事，上面的是中文版，下面是英文的，：）~~

表演大师
有一位表演大师上场前，他的弟子告诉他鞋带松了。大师点头致谢，蹲下来仔细系好。等到弟子转身后，又蹲下来将鞋带解松。有个旁观者看到了这一切，不解地问：“大师，您为什么又要将鞋带解松呢？”大师回答道：“因为我饰演的是一位劳累的旅者，长途跋涉让他的鞋事松开，可以通过这个细节表现他的劳累憔悴.”“那你为什么不直接告诉你的弟子呢？”“他能细心地发现我的鞋带松了，并且热心地告诉我，我一定要保护他这种热情的积极性，及时地给他鼓励，至于为什么要将鞋带解开，将来会有更多的机会教他表演，可以下一次再说啊。”

这个故事说明了：人一个时间只能做一件事，懂抓重点，才是真正的人才。

The perform master

Front some performs the master to go on stage, his disciple told him the shoelace to be loose. The master nods expresses thanks, squats down carefully is good. When after the disciple turns around, also squats down the shoelace solution pine. Has an observer to see all these, relentlessly asked: "The master, why do you have the shoelace solution pine?" The master replies: "Because I play am a tired travel, makes a long and wearisome journey lets his shoes matter pine open, may tired display him through this detail to be thin and pale." "Why then you not directly do tell you the disciple?" "He can carefully discover my shoelace has been loose, and warm-heartedly tells me, me certainly must preserve he this kind of warm initiative, promptly encourages for him, why as for has to untie the shoelace, future will be able to have more opportunities to teach him to perform, will be allowed next again to say."

this story told us that:Person time only can make a matter, understands grasps key, is the genuine talented person.

The World's Greatest Swordsman

At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.

His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.

"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!"

"Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."

Where is my cat ?
Jeff’s favorite food is fish . And when he had enough money, he always bought some and took them back to his home for his dinner in the evening. But when his wife saw the fish, she was always very happy and said to herself ,“ Ha! Now I will invite my friends to lunch and we will eat this. They like fish very much，don’t they?.”
So when Jeff came home in the evening after work, the fish was never there and his wife always said,“Fish? oh, your cat ate it! What a terrible animal!” And she gave Jeff some soup and bread for his dinner.
But one evening when this happened again, Jeff became very angry. He took his cat and his wife to the shop near his house and weighted the cat carefully. . Then he turned to his wife and said , “My fish weighed pounds. This cat weighs three pounds, too. My fish is here , you say. Then where is my cat?”

我的猫呢？
杰夫对食物有一嗜好，那就是吃鱼。并且每每有几个闲钱时，总要买点回家准备在晚饭时饱餐一顿。不过，杰夫的老婆一看到鱼也会很兴奋并喃喃自语道：“ 哈，哈， 俺又可以请朋友午饭时来尝尝鲜了，他们不都好这一口吗？”
所以，每当杰夫晚上下班回到家时，鱼总没见着,他老婆还总说，“鱼啊？哦，你那只猫吃了,真是一可怕的动物！”
不过，一天傍晚，当这一幕又重演的时候，杰夫火了。他把老婆和猫一并带到隔壁的商店并仔细地把猫给过称，然后对他老婆说道，“看看，我的鱼三磅重，猫也三磅重，如果我的鱼在这儿的话，那么，你说，我的猫在哪儿去了呢？”