美食大战老鼠枫叶辅助:急求英语短文一篇！！

When I first came to class in USA, I could not speak even the simplest of english at all. So there I was, sitting in the class, like a blind with sight; a deaf that could hear. I understood nothing, luckily, the teacher was lenient, she made me do nothing else. Then she took me to the bookshelves. As though sign language, she motioned with her hands. She pretended to take down a book and started to read it. I still didnot understand, so i just copied her. I grabbed a whole stack of books and tried to hand it to her. She smiled and took only one and started reading. She handed it back to me and said 'reading', I finally understood.
Thinking of that day, I find it amazing how much I have grown, how much I have learnt. "All things big were once small", they said. I agree.

可以吧？我不想打拼音了，太难了。
How is that for a nice childhood story? lol, that s what happened to me.

When I was 8 years old,I went to school for the first time.I made a funny mistake.While I returned home from school,I lost my bag in my classroom.I cried and told my parents that my bay was missing.

good news and bad news

The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot andtired. One day, the general announced: "My men, I have some good newsand some bad news for you. Which one would you like first?"
"The good news!" they all shouted.
"OK," said the General. "The good news is that you will each be receivinga complete change of clothing."
"Hurrah!" chorused the soldiers.
"And now for the bad news. Jack, you will change with John. John, youwill change with Tom. Tom, you will change with Robert. Robert ....

I loved grapes when I was young. We got a neighbor who grew grapes in his open yard. The kids could go picking grapes with his permission. One day me and my friends were extremely crazy about getting some grapes. But the neighbor was not home. So we sneaked into his yard and got some of the grapes and decided to tell him later on. We were so nervous going into the yard without permission. Particularly me, I fell of the fence and broke my nose. That time the neighbor came home and saw the scene. He was calm and wasn't angry at all about the incident. He bandaged my nose and gave us more grapes. But from that time on I decided not to do something without permission if I needed to get permit to do so.